Me: What is it Honey Bun?
Abby: (Plucking something off the couch cushion)...It my died boogie from dis moanin
Translation 1: It's my dried Booger from this morning.
Translation 2: Gross
Translation 3: Sorry if you visit my home and careful where you sit. Child numero dos is a card carrying nose picker. Ick, I know.
Translation 4: Kleenex training doesn't seem to be going well.
In regards to the other nights sleep debacle, no Aubrey, she did not sleep the whole night alone. Olivia kept opening the door. The whole thing was a train wreck. She only screamed it out for about 3 or 4 minutes max.
I am like a BabyWisers worst nightmare. They should have a video of our night time routine at their Baby Wise workshops. See this woman? Do the opposite of what she does.
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ewww, sorry :( i come from a long line of pickers and i think soren has inherited my genes. he completely grossed out miss heather and miss jennie the other day at school. poor kids! they have no idea! i'll be sure to check your couch next time i pop in, if you'll make sure to check my walls.
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